St. Brunch

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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lok + hilarious facial expressions {3/?}

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After I preview the menu of the restaurant I’m going to for dinner

whatshouldwecallme:

galv5Il

When someone tries to take a bite of my food

whatshouldwecallme:

When I hear my boss coming as I’m waiting for the elevator to sneak out of work early

whatshouldwecallme:

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(Source: titanbender, via agentsokka)

cuntsie:

plug:

Before and after listening to Beyonce


The scene still has me fucked up

cuntsie:

plug:

Before and after listening to Beyonce

The scene still has me fucked up

(Source: cosimacormier, via p-atches)

MY MOM: “DO YOU MIND HELPING ME WITH THIS?”

howdoiputthisgently:

"IT’LL BE FUN!"